“I like boys the same way I like most insects. I understand why they are necessary and some of them are pretty but if one gets in my face or tries to touch me I will kill it.”
Endless list of beautiful men 32/∞
↪ Joe Walker “Hey evry1 thx 4 crrctng my twtr gramr its supr hlpful n stuf, somtmes in cndnsing thots in2 140 chrctrs i frget the imprtnt thngs in life!!”
I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”
- Mom: Are you going to cry when your idol gets married?
- Me: I'll probably get teary-eyed, yes, looking at him from across the aisle...
- Mom: Touché...
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
when you’re so into an otp that every song you listen to becomes an otp song
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY